ircimages:

The robot is not subtle
sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."


shinygays:

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

all20thingamabobs:

Telling it like it is Brit. #bigbrother #bigbrother14 #bb16 #bb16 #britneyhaynes #workingout #athletic #ew

when you’re clocked out and clearly leaving and a customer tries to order something

congalineofdurin:

"Hey, I need to get-"
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"I need you to ring me up for-"
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"I don’t care if you’re off the clock, you need to help me find-"
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